Ian // 21 // prince of space
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coulduknot:

sleepingtsundere:

Blowjobs from Rin Matsuoka more like

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enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:

are u ever blindsided by how spectacularly gay aziraphale and crowley are for each other

owlturdcomix:

Welcome to the 2.0.

hanari-502:

pinalinet:

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I will never not reblog this

this is literally my favourite Terezi post ever made

shinycaterpie:

Gyarados attempts to look scary but Xerneas is having none of that

jeremykaye:

Whew. That one took awhile. Hope ya like it!

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markjl:

i bought pokemon crystal online from someone and their nicknames are possibly the greatest nicknames i have ever encountered

doctorsherlocklokison:

futile-space:

a presentation by futile-space and alexemrulz

enjoy

Actually glasses are symmetrical and humans are drawn to symmetrical things and that’s why certain shapes or types of plants, etc, are more attractive to the human eye. Glasses, especially sunglasses, even out the face and make it appear more symmetrical.

biscuitmunroe:

dynastylnoire:

fancycake:

mama

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mama??

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MAMA!!!1

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hi

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literally life with cats

catsuitmonarchy

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

kinghanalister:

carryonmy-assbutt:

fingersareoptional:

jetn:

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*prepares party popper*

*nervously shakes the party popper*

*slowly falls asleep with the party popper*

*has a wonderful night with the party popper*

*gets married to the party popper*

It’s a beautiful evening in February. My wife and I are sitting at the fireplace, when suddenly a terrible image appears on the screen of my computer.

My wife looks at me. As I look in her terrified, cardboard eyes, filled with tears, she takes a deep breath, before saying with her shivering voice “It’s what you’ve always wanted, dear. Do it.” My hands start shaking and a lone tear rolls down my cheek. “I can’t, honey. I’m not like that anymore.” “I will do it.” a small voice behind us says. As I turn around, my eyes cross with my son; our son. “You don’t have to do this, Benedict.” I say, as I hold his hands.

Ignoring what I told him, young Benedict Popper-Are Optional holds my wife’s cardboard body in one hand, and her long, beautiful string in the other. With tears in my eyes, I turn my head away. A loud pop sounds behind me and I watch in terror as I see my wife’s confetti spread across the room.

"It’s what you’ve always wanted, dad…" my son says, putting his small, cardboard hand on my shoulder. "Yes," I say, "but not like this… Never like this…"

what the actual fuck

why is there fan art

nevermind that why is their son lettuce

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

bombing:

back in my day i had to hike 20 miles uphill in the snow to get to school, even in the summer. my town hired an elite group of specialists to shoot specially preserved arctic snow at anyone who tried to climb that goddamn hill